How to Catch a Wild Christmas Tree

1. Load up your hunting party and head out to the field.

2. Dress appropriately for the conditions.

3. Be sure to keep your equipment in top shape with proper cleaning and lubrication.

4. Keep the younger members of your hunting party entertained.

5. Stalk and learn the patterns of your prey.

6. Identify your target and move in quickly for the kill.

7. Field dress your take.

8. Haul the kill back to your vehicle.

9. Be sure to take a few photos with your prize so that you remember your day with pride.

10. Load 'em up. Move 'em out.

11. Mount your prize in a prominent place in your home. Celebrate your triumph over nature.

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